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Ashton Deroy versus Harold August 2026. Will go on to be the most impressive chess win in my entire gaming lifetime. I won by a headache inducing Checkmate Time Out!

1. I should of lost but my insanity distracted him.
2. I did cartoonishly stupid stunts.
3. I confused him.
4. I made him waste his 10 minute clock.
5. I drove him insane before he could ever get to checkmate.

This will go down my masterpiece. Let this be a lesson anyone who F*** with me. You can be winning. Then still find yourself exhausted by the foot shoved in my mouth, yet somehow also a foot is going up your A*** ! I am crazy and I don’t have to beat you in round 1. I don’t have to be predictable. I don’t have to be conventional. Hear me loud in clear? Whether Chess, debate, fight or a phone call. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS! I will not stop until the result is me kicking your ass or screwing with your brain thoroughly. Is it malicious? Let’s just say stop bullying the gay disabled guy. He/they weaponized his/their brain and body to fuck you up! There are more traps in my communication style than you can even mentally concieve of.

Back Story : Ashton Deroy got a head injury at Giant Tiger in 2019. The Mind fuck he put Jennifer Boutilier in the aftermath… Still haunts her to this day. With that being said? The Older generations are a cancer that over worked us to death intentionally. I owe her a bitchy face a drink in it! She tried to call the cops but even through the gendered politics of it? Ashton Deroy could communicate the mouthy bitch with the Manager’s role was the bad guy. Not the disabled guy who can’t even fucking make sense his/their head is so smashed up!

Since the Concussion. Ashton Deroy ran 200 checkmate simulations to discover an unexpected strength? Driving people insane with complex theoretics. I’ve also won games I shouldn’t of. Cause I had a guy condescendingly explain how he was to checkmate me. Only to send a shit ton of emoticons that communicated ‘I’ve been drinking with a head injury.” He hit surrender and gave me the win. Why is this? Cause my theoretics are overwhelming and insane! Ashton Deroy has Been known to literally drive liars crazy.